STRANDED TRIOS

On various deserted islands the following are stranded in trios:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and a Greek woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two American men and one American woman.
Two Englishmen and one English woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.

After a week, this is what has occurred:

One Italian man has killed the other Italian man
for love of the woman.

The French men and the French woman
are enjoying a menage et tois.

The German men have a rigid schedule
for alternating sex with the German woman.

The Greek men are having sex with each other.
The woman cooks and cleans for them.

The Bulgarian men looked at the Bulgarian woman
and the endless ocean, then began swimming.

The Japanese men have faxed Tokyo
and are awaiting instructions.

The American woman has talked about her needs,
the importance of feminism, how her old boyfriend
was much better, what responsibilities must be shared,
how her relationship with her mother was improving,
but at least it's not raining and they don't have to pay taxes...
The American men are contemplating suicide.

The Englishmen are waiting for some one
to introduce them to the English woman.

The Irishmen have divided the island
north and south and built a distillery.
They are too constantly drunk to have sex,
but they are confident that, at least,
the English aren't getting any.