MAKING LOVE

A man was making love to his wife and he exclaimed:
"I will love you to death!"

The following night they again
were beginning to making love and he shouted:
"I'll make love to you till you scream!!"

After he had done the same thing the third night,
his wife pulled a feather out of the pillow
and began tapping him on the head with it.

"What are you doing?" demanded the husband.

"Comparatively speaking,
I'm pounding your brains out" she replied.