GOLF

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground
with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft;
today, in civilized society, it is called "GOLF."

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world
are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard,
straight and not too often.

There's no game like golf:
You go out with three friends,
Play eighteen holes,
and return with three enemies.

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now
it has millions of poor players.

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice:
once before swinging, and once again after swinging.

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because
the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.