FIRE TRUCK

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck
when he notices the little boy next door.

The little boy is in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the side.
He is wearing a fireman's hat
and has the wagon tied to a dog.

The fireman said:
"Hey little boy, what are you doing?"

The little boy replied:
"I'm pretending to be a fireman
and this is my fire truck!"

The fireman walked over to take a closer look and said:
"Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!"

Thanks mister", said the little boy.

The fireman looked a little closer and noticed
that the little boy tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles.

"Little boy", said the fireman,
"I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck,
but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck
I think you could go faster."

The little boy replied:
"You're probably right mister,
but then I wouldn't have a siren!'