FEMALE ANATOMY

Little Johnny was curious as to the mysteries of female anatomy,
so he decided one day to approach his father,
who was sure to be a learned scholar on the subject.

"Daddy," said Johnny, "what does a vagina look like?"

Somewhat unprepared for this question,
Johnny's old man took some time to gather himself,
and replied with a knowledgeable smile:

"Well, before a woman has sex with a man,
a vagina looks like a delicate flower bud,
glistening ever-so-slightly in the morning dew."

"And what does it look like after she's had sex?" asked Johnny.

"Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise."